batard

French word for a type of bread (shorter and wider than a baguette)

by Wist April 18, 2005

That bat lives alone with his slutty mom. He is a batard.

by BrianBrian November 10, 2008

As the french call it, it means "Bastard", and as the english call it, it means Uber-n00b-who-likes-his-moma

by L33t Batard July 04, 2003

you batard!i mean bastard!

by emma and mike May 02, 2004

The definiton came from Mike when he meant to say 'bastard' and from then we thought it was hilarious. Definition means the opposite of bastard.

Say like, you could use it if your mad at someone, or just to be funny. Like Mike and I, we used it for everything. We'd be like.. ahah batard.. lmao

by emma and mike April 26, 2004

batarded

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face

Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded

by Shaa la la January 19, 2008

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard

Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me

by Ben Scott February 02, 2004