sock juice

The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.

Filthy Americans, they only drink the sock juice!

by Bloopy April 09, 2005

the delicious nectar made when you squeeze your wet, sweaty, fresh from soccer practice socks. You can drink it, or use it as lube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Guy 1: Hey, you want anything to drink?
Guy 2: Yes, of course! Sock juice!
Guy 1: Good choice, I'll get my dirty sweaty socks.

by swiftsky January 17, 2018

can be a cure for cancer, hunger and all lifes little problems- found on all common moist feet- contains all the bodies best, tangy juices.

1)Give me 10CCs of sock juice, stat!
2)I have a rash, pass me your sock.

by Jodiekid_yeah November 08, 2004

Juice Sock

A reusable, absorbent sock saved for the sole purpose of slipping over the penis while masturbating.

by Rixadork May 28, 2015

Something that smells, tastes, and feels like shit

Guy 1:Bro ur cooking is sock juice
Guy 2:Wtf are u talking about