Dickness

Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.
by KemperHoeDoes May 08, 2011
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Dickness

Term to describe teenage boy's obession with their penis.
It's too big for my hand!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!

My drawing of my dicks better than yours!
by falic cymble April 23, 2010
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Dickness

The relative girth of a man's erect penis.
Jenna: Did you see the dickness on that man? Oh boy, that thing was thick!!
Alexa: Oh yeah, that really packed a punch.
by LnPproductions March 12, 2018
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dick dick dick

A common term used for when dem nutz need to be drained.
"baby i need some dick dick dick"
by Dirty dick dave March 01, 2018
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dick to dick

Putting the tip of your penis against the tip of another penis and masturbating them simultaneously.
Patrick and John went dick to dick at the party last night
by dmtbl October 13, 2008
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The Dick Dick

dude Amanda totally wants the dick dick
by HH703 October 04, 2009
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dick in a dick

One man inserting his penis into another man's peehole.

The holy grail of creepy internet porn.
dick in a dick...someday perhaps I will find it...
by abw123 February 22, 2009
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