The essence of dick
Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.
by KemperHoeDoes May 08, 2011

It's too big for my hand!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!
My drawing of my dicks better than yours!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!
My drawing of my dicks better than yours!
by falic cymble April 23, 2010

Jenna: Did you see the dickness on that man? Oh boy, that thing was thick!!
Alexa: Oh yeah, that really packed a punch.
Alexa: Oh yeah, that really packed a punch.
by LnPproductions March 12, 2018

by Dirty dick dave March 01, 2018

Putting the tip of your penis against the tip of another penis and masturbating them simultaneously.
by dmtbl October 13, 2008

by abw123 February 22, 2009
