crap hazard

the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.

1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.

2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)

crap hazard by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005

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craphazardly

To force a bad solution into a existing problem only to move on from it

The team craphazardly came up with a definition that made little sense.

craphazardly by Cowlesds May 12, 2016

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crap hazard • craphazardly • Caphazard • Claphazard • crap • crap hole • crap bag • crap shoot • Crap Weasel • crap dusting

Caphazard

Similar to Haphazard as suggests a lack of organisation and rather chaos, but also suggests that the subject is capping.

Saying the COVID vaccine shrinks your balls was a caphazard statement for the world .

Caphazard by Pears On Special May 6, 2022

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Claphazard

adj - Being reckless, moving through life without care, being downright dangerous. Usually refers to a group's actions

Carl: Guys, don't you think we are getting a bit claphazard here?
Mike: Who the fuck says claphazard

Claphazard by MikeyPenis May 22, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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