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Carsten is the best human being ever to exist. He is super good looking, especially in crocs. He is one of the most intelligent people on the planet, as well as the most athletic. An overall god.
Carsten is so amazing at everything always.
Carsten by Zach Caddo July 24, 2018
Carsten is Jewish
Carsten by @Webster’s_Dicktionary November 24, 2021
Carsten is Jewish
Carsten by @Webster’s_Dicktionary November 24, 2021
Loves men. Realllllyyyyy loves men. Carsten is gay.
This dude sucked my dick last week,”
“Wow, must be a Carsten.”
Carsten by PheoboBuffay November 15, 2017
PRETTY MUCH a desperate high schooler in love with himself so much that it is sad. see also dweeb.
Carsten J. is such a carsten.
CARSTEN by Probably not jessica April 26, 2005
A basement dweller who only plays video games and watches cartoons. a sad excuse for a person with his long blond hair that he ties up in a ponytail. NOT A MAN BUN. if you meet this boy best to stay away. back up 10 feet and call the authoritys.
man that gamer introvert is such a Carsten
Carsten by A_ guy September 13, 2017