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shop senile

When someone at your work keeps telling you the same story over and over again. They have told so many people they cant remember who they told.
Bob is getting Shop Senile, he's told me that same story about him being pronounced dead in the bathtub 5 times.
shop senile by Dullishpage January 17, 2019
Someone who is up in age, or someone who can't think well.
Example

Saints Owner Tom Benson

Chicago Bears' Michael McCaskey.
senile by Saints October 5, 2003
So old you got dumb diarrhea. You also can’t think for your own self
“Damn sister Lois is the definition of senile”
Senile by Senilepenilehehe December 13, 2018

Senile Penile 

Having a penis that can no longer erect, ejaculate or no longer be used for everyday, hackneyed activities.
Tim has a senile penile, he no longer has sexual activity. It might also be due to the fact that he has a penehead
Senile Penile by Vrider January 24, 2008

Senility Rocks!

Uttered after a memory lapse or a brief interruption to intelligence affectionately or laughingly attributed to age.
1) A: Where did I put my pen?

B: It's there in front of you!

A: Doh! Senility rocks!

2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?

B: You did - seven times now.

A: Oops - Senility Rocks
Senility Rocks! by MarcFxxx November 3, 2010

Senile Mac and Cheese Eating Bastard

Fuck you, you old senile mac and cheese eating bastard!