plunker

Someone that enjoys giving head to guys while they are taking a shit. while doing so they can hear the shit hit the water, hence the name plunker

Baxter: That nasty bitch Amanda gave me a plunker last night, and said she liked the way it smelled!

by The one and only Jdizzle October 15, 2006

plunker

when a women gives head to a guy while he is taking a shit on the toilet

dod that chic gives wicked good plunkers

by steve March 22, 2005

plunker

an Australian term for a condom

" you gotta a plunker mate?"

by B-Jezus April 21, 2005

plunker

a numpty?

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

plunker

a massive punch through one's ass hole that causes massive amounts of pain.

oh damn, I'm late on my offering; now I'm going to get a plunker!

by smellysockman September 8, 2010

plunker

An old, wrinkly, used, 40-60 year old woman that is experienced in the game of Beer Die - particularly in the feat of 'plunking' the die into beer cups.

Also used interchangeably with the verb 'to fuck'

I plunked that plunker.

There's no way I'm going to take home that stinking bitch of a plunker tonight. No way.

by UMaine Plunkaphobe May 20, 2008

Plunker

A novice making more noise then they should with stupid remarks.

I would suggest you don't have a clue about healthcare. You're One more plunker shooting blanks with a pop gun.

by satkins93 September 20, 2021