When a girl gets fucked so hard in the ass that when the man cums in her ass it gets stuck in her kidney and her brother comes into the room and licks it out
"So anyway I'd be rubbing your big boobs and getting your nipples really hard, kinda' kissing your neck from behind...and then I would take the other hand with the falafel thing..."
"Aw crap, there goes Diesel's Variation of Godwin's Law."