Gronk

A person who is usually referred to as stuck up or snobby.

Wow, Jamal Saddik is such a gronk.

by AA007 April 20, 2020

Gronk

Actual Meaning:
Dead Sperm.....no seriosly it means dead sperm

Other meaning:
A word used to describe someone who is boganny, dumb, stupid, slow, talks with an annoying voice, and are often into rundown cars

Habitat:
Gronks are native to Australia being incredibly abundent

"Oi Hey Man.... Im gon go uh you know ... honk at some birds in mah paddy basha"

"oh god look at this gronk"

by HIV Positive December 23, 2009

Gronk

Gronk was the name of a caveman character in the sixties TV show "It's About Time". Gronk carried a club and his wife was called Shag. His character was a "very dumb caveman" neanderthal type. The actor was Joe Ross. The show ran for a couple of seasons. It portrayed spacemen who travelled in time.

"Hi Gronk, how's the cave?".

by ferret1 June 06, 2010

Gronk

Someone who is a dero and nobody really likes.
Loser, idiot, fool, dero.

Marley: "ah im so drunk, you wanna fucking punch on bitch?"

Me: "fuck off you gronk"

dero loser jerk idiot wanker

by Cyeahboii. November 23, 2009

Gronk

Aussie slang meaning idiot, loser and dumbass

Your such a gronk Bob!

by theMLGscrub March 31, 2015

Gronk

High off your ass 🍃

Person1: “Bro how do you feel?”
Person2: “I’m so gronk I can see my thoughts”

by Yoonmin.inc February 29, 2020

Gronk

A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.

I couldn't get close to Mandy last night. That big Gronk at the table wouldn't let me near her.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 07, 2013