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boozefag 

(booz-faag), noun
Etymology: originated as misheard version of douchebag.
Any male who displays several of the following traits: popped collar on pastel-coloured polo shirt; diamond stud earing; camoflage cargo shorts; flip-flops; large, designer sunglasses with white frames (most commonly seen on top of head); shell necklace; intent to pick up girls who are illegally and/or immorally young; has called at least five different people a fag in the last 30 minutes.
Guy 1: Hey fucker are you going to that high school dance this weekend!? Should be some pussy!
Guy 2: No man I'm probably going to to dress like an adult and hang out with girls my own age.
Guy 1: Faggot!
Guy 2 (under breath): Boozefag.
boozefag by ensomp September 30, 2009

boozebag 

Someone who consumes copious amounts of alcohol and remains unaffected.
Megan can hold her drink. She is a total boozebag.
boozebag by Fritzkafka August 5, 2005
Related Words

Boozeage 

Any form of alcoholic beverage, including beer, wine coolers, and whiskey.
I drank so much boozeage, I ended up getting someone to penor me.

Lets go get some boozeage!
Boozeage by Mikey to the S July 27, 2008

boozebag 

One who loves booze. Similar to booze-hound.
I see you've been on the sauce again, Dukie, you fucking boozebag!
boozebag by Gheorghe Hagi August 8, 2005

Boozehag 

Booze.hag

noun
1. Pathology. a female suffering from alcoholism and uglyness.

dam shes a boozehag,
Boozehag by hmmmnz February 13, 2009

Boozebag 

Someone who is a high functioning alcoholic; someone who is otherwise incompetent and forgetful.
“Tammy is a total boozebag. She forgot to put me on the schedule for night shift and then gave the shift to someone else!”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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