ass ranger

Gay man. Sometimes refers to gay cowboy types or backwoods hicks that like anal sex.

That guy in the cowboy hat with the pink tutu is a real ass ranger.

by Willy Nilly April 28, 2003

ass ranger

another name for the homosexual who roams the halls of sjb. his real name is alexander and he rides horses. as chummy says, "he rides the boloney poney."

ass ranger is a flaming homsexual who rides horses.

by mattsmuthazluva May 2, 2003

Mighty Morphin Ass Ranger

when someone doesn't give a fuck about you and randomly wears colored gloves during the day.

And he usually gives bitches angry dragons.

That fucking mighty morphin ass ranger is pissing me off because he keeps talking about my emo ass black hair.

by jojoemothafuckinbaby July 11, 2009

ass hole ranger

Someone that explores the ass hole, kind of like how Chuck Norris, the Walker Texas Ranger, explored the west.

Ricky, you are such an ass hole ranger! Maybe you should spend less time around the ass hole and more time around the pussy.

by MAKAVELI x87x May 18, 2007