dip shit 

Dip shit. One who is an idiot. Dip shit is offten used as a negitive name...an insult. Dip shits usually work in industries requiring them to talk to a large number of people. These include: people at the DMV, super market workers, the person behind the counter at the post office, or a taxi driver. A dip shit can also be someone that makes you want to knock yourself out with the smell of your own socks. Example: your cousin, dorm neighbor that blairs their fuckin' music all night long, or even the guy in the red Jetta that cut you off on the highway the other day.

Get the fuck away from me or I'll kick your mother-fucking ass, dip shit!

dip shit by Nimrod1 February 10, 2006

dip shit 

insult - you are a dipshit, or as in terminator 2 as jon C converses with a jock after learning Arnies in his control.

meaning - you are a stupid shit. dip meaning thick.. "she's a bit of a dip" and shit obviously being the more insulting.

Jon connor: who's the dip shit now, dip shit!

dip shit by Low_reZ May 13, 2005

Dip Shit 

dipshit:someone that is absolutely stupid and says tje stupidest things.

exp.
becky:when is spring break?
mia:omg! ure a dipshit

what my dad calls me

Dip Shit by becky February 26, 2005

Dip Shit 

1. Someone of high ignorant behavior yet carry drivers liscences or work at the DMV.

2. Mean in nature and who dislike everyone in general due to their negative energy.

3. Walk and talk as if a giant redwood was inserted into their rectum.

That dip ship couldn't tell the difference between his asshole and his mouth.

Dip Shit by Cesar B August 2, 2003

Dip Shit 

A move invented by Conlan Casal in early 2009. The "Dip Shit" occurs when a person or persons are dipping some sort of tobacco and have a bowel movement at the same time. This action usually can take from 10 minutes to 50 minutes judging on the skill of the dipper.

Parker:"Hey man want to go take a dip shit?"
Hyle:"Yeah man, I just got a new can."
Ezra:"Can I Come?"

Dip Shit by Dylan Missle May 9, 2010

dip shit 

a highly skilled job which requires many years of practice..... you should know you seem to be doing it just fine.

You sir are a dip shit.

dip shit by pedro-da-possom November 22, 2011

dip shit 

The use of chewing tobacco, while taking crap, in order for an exertion of potent, yet sloppy poop.

I bummed a dip from WillyMac to take an exhilirating dip shit.

dip shit by Garfunkel April 13, 2005