The
masturbation one has to resort to in order to relieve sexual tension when one's female
partner is menstruating and either unable or unwilling to partake in vaginal sex. Usually refers to a solo
act but can also refer to the hand relief supplied by the menstruating partner.
1. I say, darling, as you're on blob this week any chance of a Ragtime Shuffle? I really need to shift this dirty
water off my chest.
2. Yeah, got in last night with a diamond cutter only to find that her indoors has got the painters in. So it was upstairs into the
bog for a quick Ragtime Shuffle before
tea. Sorted.