schvontz
"Keith Lundy has a really small schvontz." Olga said to her friend after he failed to make love to her.
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schvantz by David Glaiser April 3, 2008
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schlontzwise
Any direction that cannot be described by any of the standard directional naming conventions, i.e.: up, down, in, out, forward, backward, left, right, oblique/diagonal, etc.
Onward - Upward - Forward - and - Schlontzwise!!
Upon hitting the ice patch, his car started to slide schlontzwise uncontrollably.
Upon hitting the ice patch, his car started to slide schlontzwise uncontrollably.
schlontzwise by ZisSra July 25, 2011
schvonton
schvonton by Schvontonator July 22, 2011
schvantz
the male genitalia.
see also: cock, penis, dong, dick
also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.
see also: cock, penis, dong, dick
also used to make hilarious parodies of songs. see example below.
twinkle twinkle little star. how i SCHVANTZ!
schvantz
schvantz by REBELYELLoz September 13, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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