atomic blumpkin
recieving a blumpkin while performing an atomic bomb
atomic blumpkin by pmoney May 13, 2005
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atomic blumpkin
when you're getting a blumpkin and the receiver vomits all ove the top of the head of the giver, thus giving the receiver a complete release of the body from every possible orifice, vomitus, feces, and ejaculate and urine if the receiver is especially talented!
Chad puked all over the top of bret's head while she was giving him a blumpkin. It was the most compete release any human has ever experienced, despite the mess on top of her head and the extensive cleanup, i love atomic blumpkins!
atomic blumpkin by fist698 April 8, 2010
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Road Atomic Blumpkin
When a man who is driving receives road dome, craps his pants from the force of the dome and vomits on the woman giving him road dome. Especially entertaining when more than 2 people are in the car. Best done in someone else's car...
John was getting head late at night while driving Sarah and Paul home. Sarah leaned over to give him some road dome when John crapped his pants and vomited all over Sarah from car sickness. Paul laughed his ass off and was glad it wasn't his car. What a great road atomic blumpkin
Road Atomic Blumpkin by Joe the schmo February 6, 2013
atomic blumkin
is when a man is in the bathroom after taking a laxative and has a mad case of dirahia exploding all in the shitter while his girl is sucking his cock and getting sprayed in the face from the explosions of the males ass
mike was having an atomic shit and his g/f came in to give him the atomic blumkin and ended up leaving with a mouth full of cum and a face full of shit
atomic blumkin by rob6712 January 14, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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