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a person: laughs at nothing for 5 minutes
another person: “they have CPD”
CPD by MsBhavin October 27, 2018
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Compulsive Procrastination Disorder ( CPD ) - is a clinical psychological disorder, in which procrastination cannot be avoided. The diagnosed will find any means necessary to procrastinate.
*Phone Rings*
Guy 1: " Hello "
Caller: "hey man, it john, you still game for study sesh tonight ? "
Guy 1: " uh... sorry man, my mom just called, she needs a foot rub"
Caller: "Dude, you have a problem, you need to get real. CPD is not cool man, not cool."
CPD by Doctor Crusty Pimple, MD March 29, 2010
Crazy Poop Drunk. The state of being drunk to the point of crazy poopness.
Frank: what do you wanna do tonight?
Joe: Lets get CPD!
CPD by cc09 October 17, 2009
This is what people from Columbus, Ohio call the Columbus Police Department (usually a police car, or patty wagon)
"Oh shit, nigga put that blunt down, and put your seatbelt on, CPD comin' driving towards us.
CPD by iRep614 October 21, 2008
crazy piner dyke. them bitches is crazy and you definently dont want to start a fight with one.
cpd by ihatesmith February 21, 2005
CPD means "Crap Pad Day." Pad crap happens when a player of ITG or DDR gets a bad judgement score, whether it is a miss or a way off. This usually happens on bad machines or ones that aren't kept well.
"Hey David, how was your day?" - Josh
"Oh, it was a CPD." - David
CPD by DJ Digital Rave August 28, 2008