impedance 

The bounciness of electricity, measured in ohms.

Nobody can define impedance so that anyone can understand.

impedance by Monkeyboy February 17, 2005

impedance 

the state of being angry, narcissistic, and totally impedic.

he was stewing in his own IMPEDANCE

impedance by TotalImpedance October 14, 2019

atmospheric impedance 

Condescending geek speak for suggesting that your power cord is unplugged. Used to make people with social lives to feel as though they've been bested by a being whose diet consists primarily of Cheetos and Mountain Dew.

User: My computer won't turn on.

IT Guy: Perhaps it's a PEBKAC error, or your AC cable may be experiencing atmospheric impedance.

User: Atmos...? Ooooh! Heh, very clever. I'll have to share that one with my hot girlfriend.

IT Guy: I'm so lonely.

atmospheric impedance by phishtails April 29, 2010

impudence 

The quality, state, or an instance of being insulting or grossly lacking in respect.

Girl 1> Your outfit is whack.
Girl 2> First of all don't ever say whack (you can't pull it off) and second of all your impudence means nothing coming from a stuck up hoe like yourself.

impudence by Fara April 9, 2004

impedence

A measurement (in Ohms) of how much an electrical circuit pushes back when it's pushed.

The phone/phono jack input to an amp is usually a high-impedence circuit. It will not allow a high amount of current to flow into the amp. Woofers on the other hand are low-impedence devices which allow a large current flow from the amp to provide a massive amount of power to the people...unless you push too much and smoke em.

impedence by hillsurfer March 28, 2007

impudence 

1. The quality of being impudent.
2. Impudent language or behavior.

Me: YOU ARE SAYING IMPUDENCE TO ME! THAT IS IMPUDENCE!!!
Not me: OMGWTF

impudence by Rozard December 5, 2002

impudence 

A single statment meaning "I'm a poo dance."

Guy one: What are you doing?
Guy two: Impudence.

impudence by Reagle August 21, 2006