zilf

Zombie I'd like to fuck

Everyone was loading their guns and getting ready to fight, but I saw the hottest ZILF outback, so I snuck out to tap it.

by handgernade14 August 12, 2006

zilf

Zebra I'd like to Fuck

Hey look at that zebra, its so hot, i just want to fuck it Motch style
MOTCH MOTCH MOTCH MOTCH

by MOTCH STRIKES BACK February 23, 2005

zilf

Zulu I'd like (to) fuck.

While in South Africa, there were no zilfs

by asscrack June 19, 2005

zilf

Zeretzke I'd Like to Fuck!

izzy's a zilf! n so r her sisters!

by fred March 08, 2005

zilf

(noun, adj.)

Acronym for a "Zack I'd Like To Fuck."

Girl 1 - "Hey, See that guy over there? He's a total ZILF."

Girl 2 - "Yea, He's pretty HOT! But whats a ZILF?"

Girl 1 - "I think his name is Zack and I'd like to fuck him."

Girl 2 - "Oh, I get it. You think he can handle us both?"

Girl 1 - "Iono? But I sure wouldn't mind finding out..."

Girl 2 - "K"

by ZackMuthaFuckinFrost February 03, 2010

Zilf

Zombies i'd like (to) fuck

A ZILF is any zombiefied person that is sexually desirable.

My friend Aldo thinks a zombiefied Pamela Anderson would be one hot zilf.

by F3Overlord July 18, 2009

Zilf

The god of all MILF's. Namely, the "Pimp Milf". Bitches who serve under the Zilf are known as the "Zilflets".

"Don't mess with a Zilf."

by ZillaSkypeFace December 29, 2013