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Everyone was loading their guns and getting ready to fight, but I saw the hottest ZILF outback, so I snuck out to tap it.
by handgernade14 August 12, 2006
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Hey look at that zebra, its so hot, i just want to fuck it Motch style
MOTCH MOTCH MOTCH MOTCH
by MOTCH STRIKES BACK February 23, 2005
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Zulu I'd like (to) fuck.
While in South Africa, there were no zilfs
by asscrack June 19, 2005
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Zeretzke I'd Like to Fuck!
izzy's a zilf! n so r her sisters!
by fred March 8, 2005
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(noun, adj.)

Acronym for a "Zack I'd Like To Fuck."
Girl 1 - "Hey, See that guy over there? He's a total ZILF."

Girl 2 - "Yea, He's pretty HOT! But whats a ZILF?"

Girl 1 - "I think his name is Zack and I'd like to fuck him."

Girl 2 - "Oh, I get it. You think he can handle us both?"

Girl 1 - "Iono? But I sure wouldn't mind finding out..."

Girl 2 - "K"
by ZackMuthaFuckinFrost February 3, 2010
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Zombies i'd like (to) fuck

A ZILF is any zombiefied person that is sexually desirable.
My friend Aldo thinks a zombiefied Pamela Anderson would be one hot zilf.
by F3Overlord July 18, 2009
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The god of all MILF's. Namely, the "Pimp Milf". Bitches who serve under the Zilf are known as the "Zilflets".
"Don't mess with a Zilf."
by ZillaSkypeFace December 29, 2013
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