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cunt features 

when someones facial features are those of a cunt, thus fucking ugly!
boy: do you wanna go out with me?
girl: fuck off, cunt features!
cunt features by Shell555 January 5, 2007

Cuntifeatures 

A person who has similar facial or body features of a woman's vagina. She does not have Cuntfeatures but she is getting there.
Look at that lady... she has Cuntifeatures!
Cuntifeatures by Dave1902 October 27, 2006

cunt features 

Someone who is a stupid, dopey cunt.
Person 1: What do you think of Dazza?
Person 2: You mean cunt features?
cunt features by Sick Cunt Tim September 5, 2008

Cunt Features 

To be a likened to the female gentials in the facial area
His face was so mishapened, he had some terrible Cunt Features

Shut the fuck up Cunt Features

Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features

Something that the world is full of. Every time you look around, you're bound to see one; Your teacher, your boss, class mates, co-workers, people on the internet, friends, the guy walking behind you, you, the person standing infront of you in the que, people working the tills at shops, people walking their dogs.....
Everyone in the world but me, is a Stupid fucking prick-faced cunt features.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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