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Stage Diving 

The act of jumping on stage at a Ripper Bar, with a five dollar bill in your mouth. (At one time, two dollar coins were acceptable. Could even be performed with a stack of nickels.) The stripper proceeds to remove the bill from you mouth with her lips, cleavage, ass, or pussy.
Give me a fiver so I can jump on stage. That girl is hot!
Stage Diving by Time4SumAksion February 13, 2005
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sage dining 

A foodservice company that comes in with a great food for the first year getting a school to sign a long term contract and saving the school some money. After that they become a lunch line with chicken only.
Whats for lunch?
Nothing good its sage dining they never have anything good.
sage dining by 0ne Rich kid May 20, 2019

Sage Dining 

1. A company that is mainly school funded

2. A school run cafeteria/kitchen staff that concocts food in the upmost weirdest ways for CA students and says that the food is very healthy

3. A school cafeteria and kitchen that changed their name to ‘Sage’. It was just a made-up name that they picked up from somewhere to seem more classy and wealthy

4. Sage dining, a company that buys all food products and snacks and gives them away after school to the athletes for a “Pre-game snack

5. Occasionally has decent treats, but the brownies are always melted soft or hard as rock. (Same with the cookies)
1.

Student 1: What’s for lunch?

Student 2: It’s probably some sort of meat. Chicken with a weird ass sauce on it probably with burnt veggies on the side.

Student 1: Oh. I miss general Tso’s. Hopefully it’s that then.

Student 2: It isn’t I bet.

Both students still rave to the cafeteria to find out its spicy lemon chicken.

Student 1: Fuck it’s not a good lunch and everything seems burnt

Student 2: Ya. I may as well just stop eating lunch here and make my own like the other 25% of HighSchool students.

Student 1: Same.

2.

Student 1: Are you coming to lunch?

Student 2: No.

Student 1: Why not?

Student 2: Because I just do not feel like it. Plus I have my snacks from my locker right here anyway.

3.

Athlete 1: Do you wanna go get some snacks from the cafeteria?

Athlete 2: Sure.

Athlete 1: I love the muffins and ya.

Athlete 2: Ya those are good, but I’d rather just get some Kickstarts from the vending.

Both go straight to vending machines and then leave.

4. Why the heck did they get an app and stuff and call themselves ‘Sage Dining’. It’s just a fricken cafeteria!
Sage Dining by Eucrysgallith June 30, 2020

Diviner's Sage 

Slang term for the psychoactive herb known as Salvia Divinorum. Salvia Divinorum is not a scheduled drug although some states have banned the sale and trafficking of it. The D.E.A is currently reviewing whether or not Salvia should be placed as a Schedule 1 drug.

The psychoactive ingredient that gives Salvia it's hallucinogenic effects is known as Salvinorum A

Some other terms for Salvia Divinorum are:
Sally D., Salvia, Shepherdess's Herb, Ska Pastora
John: Did you see how much that Diviner's Sage was?
Jake: No, I did not.
John: Well, fuck off then!
Diviner's Sage by Josh Monroe July 20, 2010

Tri-state levels of driving 

The understanding of how NYC drivers can not drive, and how PA does not kow how to create, maintain, or label their roadways. Which leaves NJ in the middle to be better than both while getting blamed for the driving problems of NYC and PA
Commonly Heard Phrases About Tri-state levels of Driving
"Damn I cannot find this damn road in PA, I'm sooo lost out here in amish country"

"DAMN THOSE NYC DRIVERS! LEARN TO DRIVE!"

"Hell Yea, we Jersians got it right"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026