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swillard 

one who frequently imbibes large quanities of alcohol and sunsequently engages in any of the following activities: undulation; public urination; cackling; cajoling others to join them in their activities by repeating the phrase (with fingers at lips) "come on boy you know you want to party" until their subject joins along in their swillard games; attempting to attract persons of the opposite sex by asking them if they would like a Mentos, or, if the subjects are traveling in a group, by inquiring: "how you ladies doin' tonight"; responding to any external stimulus by repeating the phrase " et, ut, ott", etc.
come on you swillard, stop pissing in my trash can.
swillard by Anonymous April 22, 2003
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Swellard 

Adj., a word describing something that truly is very swell.
Hey dude, did you hear about me and Jolen going over to Ian's and Sami's? It's gonna be swellard
Swellard by TRTLCAT January 24, 2010
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Swillary 

the piece of shit murderer running for the 2016 presidency. SWILL + HILLARY = SWILLARY
I can't believe that bitch Swillary is actually getting votes...
Swillary by megxolson June 15, 2016
another name for a bestfriend, usually ones named Sydney.
Oh look at that sillard.

I'm going to hangout with my sillard.
sillard by sweetxheartx104 October 23, 2011
Shut up, Sillard!!!

Nobody likes you, sillard boy!
Sillard by cordxvoicemod August 2, 2023

swilladonk

If he has a big dick and it's got a donkey type swing
Oi Matthew have you seen Dave's swilladonk?
No I haven't
Look!
Bloody hell look at the way it swings
I know mate.
swilladonk by 9ines.dot December 26, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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