Roner 

An erection that has popped up for no reason. It has randomly come up. Random+Boner=Roner.

Friend A: Dude, what did you think of that math test?
Friend B: It would have been fine, if I didn't keep getting roners.

Roner by popman December 8, 2010

Roner 

A word used to describe an individual who the vast majority would consider to be pathetic, laughable, and simply out to lunch. Their self-image often contrasts sharply with reality, and they generally lack the mental capacity for introspection. Being a Roner can be a permanent state, or something you turn into when your hammered or on pills.

Josh: Yo dude, Sean was on one last night. Stacey said he was so drunk he shit himself. Did you see him? I just about knocked him out when he started wheeling the girl I was trying to pork.

Andrew: Bruh, he was roning for sure. And lol thats sad man, if I shit myself in public I'd probably change my name, move to Indonesia, and get as far away from this life as I possibly could

Josh: Word. I guess he's always kinda been a roner eh.

Roner by palmolive4 October 22, 2017

Roner 

a random boner, when one is unaware of their erection

I got up to go to the chalk board and I realized that I had a roner!

Roner by Z-money Ssadab November 29, 2007

Roner 

When one shits in his or her pants, producing a large lump seen from behind as a rear boner.

Hey Ben, that's a mean roner you're sportin' there! Damn it smells....did you shit in your pants? Next time, call me and I can come cover your class for 15.

Roner by TravellerBeyond January 6, 2010

Roner 

A Roner (row-ner) is a random boner.

I was sitting on the couch walking Sportscenter when all of a sudden I popped a Roner.

Roner by RufusDude July 6, 2010

Roner 

An erection that does not have a precursor.

During a presenation on the real estate market Scott was surprised to see he had a roner since there was no obvious stimulant that would arouse him.

Roner by DonE BDS February 28, 2010

roner 

A. Promiscous, middle-class debutante male that roams the bars looking for easy pussy, alerts bitches to his intentions by flashing RUD's. B. A man-whore will no hope of reform.

Damn, last week Roner slayed 5 bitches at sodomy lair.

roner by Lil Kris February 1, 2005