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n.) Someone who is an obvious bullshit liar. v.) The act of making a bullshit lie.

Of course this can also be used as an adj, adv, etc. The main idea here is that the word "fossitt" somehow relates to the most blatent, obvious lie you have ever heard.
n.) "Hey Tim! I won the lottery!""Alex, you're such a fossitt". v.) "Hey Alex, my car can go 300 MPH!""Really?!""No, I'm just fossitting ya! lol".
fossitt by none January 28, 2005
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dripping fossit 

when you get a girl real wet, then she stands above your head with her legs spread, and lets her cunt drip into your mouth.
i almost drowned from that dripping fossit last night
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fossiltute 

a prostitute that is older than 50 years, prolly not making any dough
Xandir--"you know my grandma is a fossiltute."
Jesse-- "What!?"
Xandir--"its how she makes ends meet in between SS checks."
A fossett is the act of missing the goal (soccer, football) from within the six yard box (goal area). This act, to fossett, is usually over the goal.
Awww man sam pulled a fossett and missed the game winning goal.
Fossett by CCDS January 4, 2010
A ginger variant of a rat like being who has infiltrated his way into socailly interacting with humans on a daily basis. The Fossett is know to have limited vocab, ranging from "you're dead" to "Jog on".
i just saw a dead Fossett outside Mr. Lee's house in Spofforth!
fossett by bruceybonus February 8, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026