jilldoe
a really fucked up nickname that a girl named jill has to deal with only beecause it rhymes with dildoe
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Jilldo
A straight ten. This girl is the perfect combination of sweet, cute, and sexy. She is amazing in the bed and will treat you like a king. She has a huge beautiful rack. She will make you hard instantly upon seeing her and the moment you get enough courage to talk to her, you will find out that she is insanely smart and amazingly witty. Yet, She is a girl you take home to meet mom. This is the girl of your dreams. She is rare but once you find her do not let her go! You will regret it for the rest of your life because no other girl sucks your balls and compliments your mother's blouse in the same day.
Dude, did you see that girl? She is a total Jilldo. I am already going to tell my mom to start planning the wedding.
Jilldo by jilldo and aj August 30, 2013
Jilldo
Jilldo by xxroxxpocxx April 18, 2011
Jilldo
A wicked skank who is really muscular. People seem to like her because she is polite and is rarely late. She likes to eat ice cream and really enjoys a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell her that she has an I.Q. of 48 and is what some people call mentally retarded.
Nicole: "Dude, did you just see that giant Jilldo sitting next to that niglet?!"
Andrea: " Great Lincoln's Mullet!"
Ally: " Where?!"
Bailey: "Dambaid"
Lucas: "Bongo drums on my head!"
Andrea: " Great Lincoln's Mullet!"
Ally: " Where?!"
Bailey: "Dambaid"
Lucas: "Bongo drums on my head!"
Jilldo by BB, AP, AB, JR, NK, BP June 20, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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