on crack

Generally someone whose actions would lead one to believe that the person is using crack cocaine due to the stupidity or messed-up-ness of their actions.
Used to describe something stupid, messed up or to express frustration with something

Man, you on crack! You will never get with that chick.

That biology report is on crack man.

Dude, Ms. Stanton's on crack! She gave me a friggen C+!!!

by TheDuke January 25, 2005

on crack

1) Unbelievable; insane.

2) Good, bad, or extremely out of the ordinary.

Note: Both definitions an be used in both positive and pejorative sense.

I did horribly on that test. Question 5 was on crack.

I'm so happy I got promoted. My new salary is on crack.

My cell phone is on crack. I need a new one.

by Matthew Morrison September 7, 2008

on crack

if something is mad, bad or just plain wrong, it can be described as "on crack", or, for added emphasis, "so on crack".

george bush is so on crack.

by robert June 16, 2003

on crack

Also used to describe a person on serious drugs.

Also used to describe a person using Crack-Cocaine.

Jamal is "on crack", thats why he is in the rehab

by Michael January 18, 2005

crack of crack

Several hours earlier than the crack of dawn. Specifically, when you have to get up really early in the morning. See also dark times.

My flight's at 6:00 am and I gotta be a the airport at the crack of crack tomorrow!

by KM March 10, 2004

Cracking Crack

When someone doesn’t pull up there pant and there crack is showing you try not to stare. BUT when they are walking you see the crack cracking so you must stare.

Joe: “OOO the crack be cracking!”
Bob: “Yes that is one cracking crack!”
Joe: “HELL YEAH!”
They give each other high fives

by hehejackson19 April 23, 2019

Crack Crack

snorting cocaine off of ones tailbone

lets get some hookers and hit the Crack Crack bro

by Poserkiller December 21, 2010