A type of alcoholic drink that tastes so good you'd swear there was no alcohol in it. Created by a man in CT USA known only as HoR.
That isn't your mommas fruit punch, that's Horzor baby.
by HoR January 21, 2005
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An exploitive usually used the following morning after drinking many horzor's. One would fin him or herself upside-down in a lawn chair 4 houses away from your car, covered in dew and sunburn, tufts of animal hair in between your fingers and a feeling like your inards have been replaced with oily rags.
"uh...what the...? aww HORZOR!"
by TheDotCommunist January 23, 2005
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