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kinkmaster

one who is uber sexual, and is all about their inner kinkiness. A person who is sexually dominant, and a master of all things kinky.
Aquamaquisha: Hey Bob, did you hear that Jaboodafook got all down and dirty with about 5 girls at some random club?
Bob: Yeah girl, he's a kinkmaster!
kinkmaster by Hallamisha November 19, 2011

linkmate 

1)An impossibly cool person to whom you are eternally bound by a bond stronger than blood or superglue.

2)Someone with whom you are officially associated but in reality have no effing idea who they are.

3)A word you throw out when you want to make other people sound like their friendship with a person is inferior to your friendship with that person.

4)Someone who will remember your glory days in college when everybody else forgets how cool you were.

5)Someone who liked you so much that they wanted to be neighbors; alternatively, someone who didn't like you enough to block with you.

6)Someone who makes you feel like you have friends outside of the place you live even if you never leave your jail-cell of a bedroom.
1)"I think we should be bffls. Wanna be my linkmate?"

2)"Hey, you're unreal, have we met? Oh wait, we're linkmates!"

3)Other person: "Hey, this is my friend Ann, she's super awesome, have you met her?"
You: "Obviously! We're linkmates, we go wayyyy back."

4)"Wow, you're awesome, I'm so glad we're linkmates."

5)"I love you, but I'm not IN love with you. Let's be linkmates."

6)"Wow, I haven't left my room in 87 days. I would feel like a lonely loser, except that can't possibly be true because I have so many cool linkmates."
linkmate by margaritarockstar March 24, 2013

landmaster 

To be without creativity. To hold the power to create a truly epic game and fail on numerous levels. Also see: Sakurai, Nintendo

Was started on the Super Smash Bros Brawl Forums on GameFAQs and GameSpot due to the anguish of fans that at least 3 final smashes of characters were all landmasters. It is now used to describe a statement that is uncreative, cliche, or expected.
Ex. "lolololzurz theis iz a dumb topicz u phALEZ/10"

Reply post: "Wow. That comment was so horribly LANDMASTER. Next time try and post something creative and that isn't so cliche"
landmaster by David Sakurai January 11, 2009

Lickmaster 

A person who is seen as the epitome of licking.
Man, that guy is most definitely the Lickmaster.
Lickmaster by LM94 August 3, 2010

lankmaster

nickname given to one who is extremely lanky and often uses their lankyness to benefit them in ways non-lanks can only dream of. (also see lanky)
hey kevin, can you get that can from the top shelf for me? gaddamn your lanky. hey everyone, kevin's the lankmaster!
lankmaster by Jane_Bond October 27, 2003

landmaster 

Was started on the Super Smash Bros Brawl Forums on GameFAQs and GameSpot due to the anguish of fans that at least 3 final smashes of characters were all landmasters. It is now used to describe a statement that is uncreative, cliche, or expected.
"sheeutt up urrr soo gaaay ewwww lolz"

"Wow. That comment was so horribly LANDMASTER. Next time try and post something creative and that isn't so cliche"
landmaster by David Sakrai January 31, 2008