L.T.L. 

Abbreviation for "Left Turn Loser". A Left Turn Loser is a driver who makes a left turn without a left turn lane, thus needlessly blocking the left lane (or, in some cases, the only lane) of traffic.

I need to get to work on time, but this L.T.L. is ruining me!

L.T.L. by Matt January 16, 2005

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y 

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU

*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y by swanrose365 July 7, 2021

T.L.T.M 

T-talk

L-Less
T-Twerk
M-More

Text convo: "Dude all the chicks at this party suck!"
Reply:"Yea, I wish they would T.L.T.M!"

T.L.T.M by bigDaddyLonglegs September 19, 2011

s.t.l.t.w.i.l 

An acronym for: songs to listen to while in love

"There goes Johnny, he's making another s.t.l.t.w.i.l playlist again"

s.t.l.t.w.i.l by HiddenWriter'20 November 2, 2020

B.S.T.L. 

Balls Stuck To Leg

When your balls stick to your leg because they are sweaty

Do u have a spatula? i got B.S.T.L.

B.S.T.L. by D Rock Da Jew / Derek March 12, 2007

S.A.L.T.S.

Smile A Little, Then Stop.

I think lol is overused.
Exactly that's why I S.A.L.T.S.
whats that?
I smile a little, then stopped
loti!

S.A.L.T.S. by 4wexdfg March 22, 2013

I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C

1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens

"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)

I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012