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Applewhore 

An Applewhore is somebody who buys every new Mac product, and talks about it all the time. If you even mention the word "PC", they look like the might vomit. They are constantly on their iPhones, and bought the iPad as soon as it came out. Even if they weren't quite sure what was so great about it, they tell everyone that "It's the best product ever!"
Person 1: Wow, check out Maggie, she's such an Applewhore.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Just look at her, iPhone in one hand, iPad in the other, with her laptop bag over her shoulder.
Person 2: Whoa, totally.
Maggie: OMGZ U GUYZ THEY'RE MAKING A NEW IPHONE FROM BAMBOO AND IT'S COMPLETELY ECO FRIENDLY WOOOO. Technology is so awesome.
Applewhore by maysayhay May 21, 2010

Applecornography

Image of a woman eating an apple with her legs provocatively open.

Photographer Ellen Von Unwerth's photo of three women sitting on a curb eating apples with their skirts positioned to expose their femininity inspired the creation of this word.
Sitting naked upon the floor and holding a half eaten apple between her knees, Marsha was the perfect picture of pure applecornography.

applecored 

To strike someone in the head with an apple. Either full or half eaten
That bitch wouldn't shut up so i applecored her face.
applecored by hiphopopotamus22 February 18, 2009

Applewhore 

An idiotic Mac fanboy/girl who, in a fit of hatred, seem to believe that Bill Gates' Windows programs are a ripoff of Apple's original design for graphical interface.

Little do these Applewhores know that Apple Computers Inc. was founded by Steve Jobs, alongside his close friend and vice president, Bill Gates. Bill Gates designed running software called Mac-OS. Steve Jobs, along with much of Apple's staff, told Bill he was a retard and that his software sucked. Enraged, Bill Gates quit his job at Apple and formed his own company, Microsoft Corporation, on the basis of this program, which he now called Windows.
Dillon: Bill Gates is a really smart guy.
Brandi: No! He's just a con artist that stole Mac-OS from Steve Jobs!
Dillon: HA! What an Applewhore.
Applewhore by celeryjackfreak February 17, 2009

Applecorekiyo 

Applecorekiyo is a tiktoker who is a huge fan of the character from Danganronpa, Korekiyo. Their content is about Korekiyo and they love Korekiyo.
Person 1: Hey have you watched Applecorekiyo’s new video?
Person 2: Yeah, it made me love Korekiyo!

applecore 

Applecore, or AxC, is a rebellion against all the stupid-ass cores that exist today.

what the hell is grindcore/trashcore/dancecore?
it/they/he sounds unlistenable.

that's why there's applecore.
it's inedible, but it's highly listenable.
"God, why are there so many stupid -core genres now. I think i'll just invent my own and call it applecore."
applecore by Alex Dowson September 7, 2008