Tyracting 

When former supermodel Tyra Banks makes a terrible attempt at acting. The word horrible is implied when using this in a sentence.

Did you see the Tyracting today when she tried to pretend she was fat for a day?

Tyracting by MarlaFromPaperBagRadio March 8, 2008

fast-tracking 

The act of expediting one's relationship with a friend into the ultimate stage of friendship through homosexual intercourse; usually overseen by a mediator. It is typically performed by two straight men, when one of them is unable to fully understand the other, but doesn't want to wait a lifetime to become best friends with them.

Derek and Carlos were pretty decent friends, until someone told them about fast-tracking; now they're the best of friends.

fast-tracking by Professor Cummysocks March 17, 2017

two tracking 

The secondary roads, usually on state or federal land, that take you from one county to the next, usually through wooded terrain. The back roads. Two trackin

For fun in Michigan, we go two tracking into the woods looking for deer while driving fast through the dirt roads.

two tracking by Dragonfly1620 March 30, 2015

Tracing the bowl

A game men play while going to the bathroom while standing, the objective being how many times you can draw a circle around the inside of the toilet bowl before ending your stream.

"Damn dude, you were gone a long time... is everything ok?"
"Sorry bro, those last 2 beers ran trough me so quickly that I traced the bowl 9 times"

"Randy, can you explain why there is piss on the bathroom floor again?"
"I told you, Sharon. It's called tracing the bowl and it totally a real thing. You wouldn't understand; you're not a bro"
"I want a divorce."

Tracing the bowl by longduckdong January 6, 2019

Poon Tracking 

The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.

Yo mayte, stop poon tracking your mamma on me yeah?

Poon Tracking by Nearchow November 23, 2011

tracking 

A military term used to convey acknowlegement and/or understanding.

Squad Leader: Alpha team, Recon the hill in grid TD234437, Tracking?

Alpha Team Leader: What is a grid?

Squad Leader: You are tracking like a broken VCR!

tracking by leadthrower August 28, 2006

tracking 

US Army slang for "understand"

GIJane: I didn't get the idea before, but I'm tracking now.

tracking by Roshlyn June 17, 2006