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Netvangelist 

An evangelist who preaches their ideologies or religion on the internet no matter what the social media app/website
Person in clip: “I have a place where I pray to my ancestors and sometimes I see them in my dreams…”
Netvangelist: “PFFFT! Those are demons you’re worshipping not your ancestors and late loved ones! Find salvation in God/Allah and you will be saved!” *rambles off a bunch of bible verses or talks about what’s haram for 12 paragraphs*
Person reading the comments: “IT’S A CLIP ABOUT HOW SOMEONE MOURNS ONG STFU YA NETVANGELIST”
Netvangelist by CharaChan March 23, 2024
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netevangelist 

Vosh in the Bar baptizing people for 5$ paypal. With permission from Chopperdave who owns the trademark for it but is allowing him to use it free from royalties.
"Who wants to be saved and not sent to hell? I can baptize you over the internet. But only if you paypall me $5. A great deal on everlasting bliss!" -Vosh
netevangelist by chopperdave March 15, 2005

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026