2 definitions by ~Simon~

hooykaas

Phonetic nightmare, bodacious dream.
Derived from the legendary tale of the man who washed ashore in 1935 with nothing but a hook in his ass, found by a man named Thomas. Pee and poo poo smell. A little Dutch but not as Dutch as pancakes. Deez nutz.

Daym, that hooykaas is fiiiine

by ~Simon~ November 23, 2021

Goop

1) When you do a shit and all the shit comes out at once rather then in a few smaller quantities.

2) A plural for shit.

1)Dude I just did a massive goop.
2)There is cow goop all over that paddock.

by ~Simon~ April 11, 2009