3 definitions by zzzzzxxxxxxxxxzzx

Top Definition
a cow fucker. A tomonori is a rare breed of pokemon that you get when sacrificing a 5 year old who's not a virgin and 3 bowls of cup ramen to the great god of interspecies sex.

In legends passed down among bovine heredity, the tomonori is the boogy man of cows. It hides in the grass, and at night, jumps out to assail young cows from behind, howling into the night over the moos of its prey. It's species is closely related to the yusuke, pronounced (YOU-SOO-KEY), although the yusuke possesses fragments of what resembles what was once a functioning brain.

A tomonori is also the name of a small pimple in the pelvic region that grows hairs up to 10 feet long and changes color according to the amount of ramen being eaten in anime plots around the world, earning it the official title : penis wrinkle pronounced (tomonori)
OH Shizz! a tomonori!
by zzzzzxxxxxxxxxzzx September 24, 2008
Chimjaju is the rare evolution of Chimchar, an already exceedingly worthless pokeman from the popular childrens card game, pokemon. Chimjaju evolves when your Chimchar fails so hard it delevels to level 1, evolving into Chimjaju. Chimjaju can't learn any moves but special, self-inflicting moves. Chimjaju can't even say it's own name like other pokemons can, showing it's utter stupidity. In fact, when you call your Chimjaju, it will respond with "wtf?" Chimjaju's are quite common and can be found in relatively Asian high schools, and you are advised to kill them on sight if you don't have pokeballs to subjugate them.

Additionally, a Chimjaju is so stupid it's intellect rivals the epic failure of the tomonori. Fortunately, Chimjaju's cannot breed, and are in fact just degenerate monkeys that lack any real central nervous system. Rest assured, I did not hear you like Chimjaju's.
Ash: Alright! I caught a Chimjaju
Misty/may/other female sluts like Brock or throwaway characters : But you already have at least 20.
Ash : Yes, but I like to send them to professor Oak.
Oak : Little shit! I did your mom!...i really did.
Ash : Enjoy your herpes.
Oak : what?
Ash : Sorry i meant AIDS.
Oak : oh good.
by zzzzzxxxxxxxxxzzx September 24, 2008
Operating under alternative codenames like Julio, Perverted old man, and Walking penis wrinkle, the Yusuke is a cross between a yugioh playing card and an abused pokemon. The Yusuke has a peculiar affinity for sticking it's peers into random video games. The Yusuke resembles the tomonori in a couple ways, but mainly differentiates itself because it maintains what looks like a functioning brain. Yusukes never make any sense, ever, so don't try to decipher wat they say, just go on.
Person : Damn perverted old man.
Yusuke : shut up! .... what?
Person : you dropped your trading card...Julio.
Yusuke : shut up! ... thanks.
Person : Let me steal your lunch.
Yusuke : shut up charmander!
by zzzzzxxxxxxxxxzzx September 24, 2008

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