1 definition by zomgwhat

bible thumper

Some ass clown who tries to convert people to his version of Christianity, using a book he's too ignorant and incompetent to fully comprehend. Fully ignorant of the historical, cultural and literary context of the Bible. Every Bible thumper gives the South a bad name. We're not all like that down here, promise y'all that.

The Bible thumper told me I was going to Hell, so I gave him my rosary and told him to pray for me.

by zomgwhat August 6, 2008