2 definitions by zmnbbs

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The art of locating crevices and holes in the anorexic body, suitable for the penis to be inserted in for pleasure. This does not include the vagina, mouth or ears.
*Dude and Chick are making love*
Dude: I'm bored of the same old.
*After a short period of time*
Chick: Why are you rubbing your penis on my shoulder blades?
Dude: I'm tryna perform an aunal BITCH! Shut up!
by zmnbbs December 21, 2009

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An FML that's so absurd, people begin to think it's fake, thus giving it the name "FFML" or "Fake F my life"
Dude 1: Hey man, did you hear about the FML where the guy's sister used his toothbrush to masturbate?
Dude 2: YEAH OMG dude. That was so hilarious, it sounds like an FFML
Dude 1: Killjoy -_-
by zmnbbs December 20, 2009

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