1 definition by zigziglar

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A word used to describe an individual that is lacking in the sexual department.
"Where's Jontana? Definitely not off having sex!"
Doctor- "Hmmm, you seem to have Jontana syndrome. No sex for you" Man- "Dammit! I was born this way"
by zigziglar March 03, 2010

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