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1 definition by zazyrosyshmevman

One who becomes stuffed to the gills with corn due to the impact of a overbearing woman.
The movie theater management had no second thoughts in hiring Chelsea, for her cornbag transformation skills saved them thousands of dollars on kernels. However, they did cycle through double the amount of male employees per month since her hiring.
by zazyrosyshmevman May 17, 2009