When a man has recently finished a night (or day) of ravenous sex with a woman, he removes his filled condom and slips it into the woman's purse surreptitiously. She will be in for a surprise when she next opens it!
When Swillis went to pay the bill at dinner, she realized that Glandy has given her a party favor, and that all of her money was soaked with jizz!
Jill--God damnit, Zachy P gave me the party favor, i am such a fucking idiot!
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