zack's definitions

four bagger

sounds dirty but isn't! used as an insult for a dirty, blonde slut

Melanie is a Four Bagger

by zack December 5, 2004

Oh James

The act of leaving a gift behind after a night of sex to make up for any lack of contact until the next time you're horny. This gift normally consists of a log of shit on her pillow. When discovered, it will cause the recipient to exclaim, "Oh James..." Just like a Bond movie!

"Wow, you aren't going to call that slut you picked up last night? How are you gonna bang her again when you're desperate?" "No worries, I left an Oh James on her pillow, she'll love me forever."

by Zack February 27, 2004

Oshi

Acronym for cosplaying otaku with an unhealthy addiction to DDR.

Don't be an Oshi, get a life.

by Zack March 6, 2004

Xenotheophobia

A fear of persons that practice a relegion other than yours.

Muslims are often portrayed as violently xenotheophobic.

by Zack March 14, 2004

Inverted Weggie

This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.

I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.

by Zack March 26, 2004

waxidrizzle

This is caused by excessive ear wax in an uncleaned ear canal. Waxidrizzle occurs while sleeping when ear wax drips onto one's pillow, leaving mysterious pillowcase stains.

Frank waxidrizzled at night, leaving unsightly yellow stains on his pillow.

by Zack March 26, 2004

crunch berries

The resultant effect of dingle berries that have not given up their attachment to anus hair and have therefore become dehydrated.

Because of his coarse anal hair, Fred had several attached crunch berries and cried out when he sat down

by Zack March 26, 2004