14 definitions by zacharydestasolomon

suckerberg

(v) to insta-trash a rejection email from Facebook after applying simply for the sake of spiting the Zuckster Supreme Chief Head God Almighty Among Mortals & Men.

I would have suckerberged dem shits on repeat but I forgot that long press marks multiple for the rubbish bin.

by zacharydestasolomon December 3, 2021

sexonable

(adj.) not able to be fucked by god

Cheick Camara: Lisa Mannie is sexonable right Neal Hooper
Neal HoopE: Na ya rayght

by zacharydestasolomon July 30, 2022

boypussy

(n.) A gay man

Zac: "Son, you are a boypussy."
Abbiy: "Come and play."
Michael: "But for Tigray, Abbiy."
Zac: "Why have you pained me so, Abbiy?"

by zacharydestasolomon January 11, 2023

softy skills

(n.) skills used for living in society, necessary to live with the scumlic at large.

At the University Club I used my softy skills to get myself a job working as a janitor under Renee.

by zacharydestasolomon February 4, 2022

edgefag

(n.) someone who tries to look like they have opinions, individual, and self-determination but just follows the crowd

I tried rewatching reruns of The Fairly OddParents but Jake called me an edgefag.

by zacharydestasolomon January 23, 2022

deepfake

(n) when you thought you seal'd the deal but find out it's a "NO!"

Whatta deepfake!!

by zacharydestasolomon December 9, 2021

NFTEX

(n) an online exchange of goods (also known as a 'marketplace') created for the express purpose for buying and selling NFTs and other weirdo memester zillennial fan art.

I got sideswiped bid swiping for those ADA Army NFTs so I went to a NFTEX called OpenSea and bought myself some Hoskinsons for the lulz.

by zacharydestasolomon December 4, 2021