2 definitions by zaaakkkeee

Emily Parolin

To greet someone in public that you used to hang out with frequently, then you explain how you need to hang out.

All while having no intention to hang out or ever see them again.

{Sarah and Jane, two ex best friends run into each other at the mall}

Sarah: "Oh my god I miss you we need to totally hang out!" (Is being Emily Parolin)
Jane: "Yeah we do it's been so long, I miss you too! Does Saturday work?"
Sarah: "Yea text me Saturday!" *Ignores all texts and calls*

by zaaakkkeee December 20, 2017

Renae

Noun: a boring, basic, monotone, uninteresting teacher who falsely marks yours assignments if you do not attend his or her class.

Renae:
*in most boring tone known to humanity*
“You guys I’m Spinelli from the show recess.”

by zaaakkkeee January 23, 2020