1 definition by yourmumisanonce

T-Dog

Absolute fucking roadmap wannabe. Comes across like a bullshitter but will legit burn down your house with vape liquid and a lighter (arsonist fucking menace with psycopathic traits). Got a 'stab wound' but defo just fell into a fucking table like a pussy bitch and lied to make himself look as solid as his non-existent penis. Vape skills make me want to end my life. No fucking eyebrows and I do not regret shaving them off hehe. 2/10 titwanker would not recommend. Case closed, unlike his mums legs.

t-dog is coming over for the mad sesh

ffs does he have to *puts hand in blender*

by yourmumisanonce August 10, 2019