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2 definitions by your-tie-is-also-dead

 
1.
Lowey is what we call James. Mainly because it is his name. Oftentimes, we don't like to use the word 'James' as it is offensive. No, I joke. There are just too many James's to keep track off.
"James bake me a pie! No, not you James, Lowey! Bake me a pie!"
by your-tie-is-also-dead December 19, 2004
 
2.
A backing singer and a grandma impersonator. She wears glasses. Sexy x-ray glasses. But shush, you can't tell anyone. Cover your body parts when walking past her. Although seeing as it's x-ray it won't do much good.
"Julie, you are dressed as a grandma."
"Why yes, I am."

"What are you doing?"
"Running down school corridors in my Peejay's. Why? Everyone does it."
by your-tie-is-also-dead December 21, 2004