4 definitions by your average high schooler
January: WW3 almost starts, Kobe dies, Coronavirus enters USA.
February: Coronavirus spreads worldwide, Pop smoke dies, Australia wildfires
March: Lockdowns start, NBA,MLS and most popular sports are cancelled
April: UFO footage from the pentagon, Quarantine
May: Riots happen in Minneapolis and spread to other major US cities
June: Ebola outbreak starts in the Congo less than 24 hours into June, Sahara dust storm covers Eastern United States, coronavirus cases spike again, Skai Jackson doxxing minors, Chuck E. Cheese turns into FNAF
July: Swine flu with pandemic potential starts in China, Blue whale challenge back on social media
August: Beirut Lebanon explosion
The list can go on forever and it’s only July
February: Coronavirus spreads worldwide, Pop smoke dies, Australia wildfires
March: Lockdowns start, NBA,MLS and most popular sports are cancelled
April: UFO footage from the pentagon, Quarantine
May: Riots happen in Minneapolis and spread to other major US cities
June: Ebola outbreak starts in the Congo less than 24 hours into June, Sahara dust storm covers Eastern United States, coronavirus cases spike again, Skai Jackson doxxing minors, Chuck E. Cheese turns into FNAF
July: Swine flu with pandemic potential starts in China, Blue whale challenge back on social media
August: Beirut Lebanon explosion
The list can go on forever and it’s only July
History class in 2060
Teacher: Ok class now that we’re done with 2019, let’s move onto 2021
Student: But Miss, what about 2020?
Teacher: WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT DUMBASS
Teacher: Ok class now that we’re done with 2019, let’s move onto 2021
Student: But Miss, what about 2020?
Teacher: WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT DUMBASS
by your average high schooler August 5, 2020
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