2 definitions by youfuckingnugget

bonkcrete

The strongest substance on the face of the Earth. It's infinite power is no match for other substances such as steel or titanium. It should be used sparingly with extreme caution and only in cases of absolute emergency.

Octavius: Brother! Our walls will never defeat the wrath of our enemies. The plebians will attack us.
Romulus: Then we shall rip them down and rebuild them with the strongest, most ancient weapon we have. Bonkcrete.

by youfuckingnugget July 25, 2019

Pasty Whackers

Really shit shoes

Lad 1: Did you see Alan’s shoes?
Lad 2: Yeah they were fucking pasty whackers
Lad 1: Pastiessssss

by youfuckingnugget February 12, 2021