The only reason to watch Gossip Girl.
Chuck Bass: Serena look effin hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be violated.
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.
Chuck Bass: You looked hot on Prince Theodore's arm, today.
Blair: Is that what I am to you, just an accessory?
Chuck: Next to him, yes. On me, you'd be so much more.
Chuck Bass: Look... I care about three things, Nathaniel. Money, the pleasures money brings me, and you.
Jenny: Let's play a game.
Chuck Bass: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.