gumpus

One who sits in the hot-tub biting everyone's fart bubbles.

I ain't goin' in till that gumpus leaves.

by yonder August 29, 2004

yonder

Yonder is a guy who lives in the middle of Georgia and is not there.

"Where's Yonder?"
"Somewhere in the middle of Georgia unless he ain't there."

by Yonder August 24, 2004

scoasher

a question frequently asked by Jewish people before eating something.

"Scoasher?"
"Yes, you can eat it, it scoasher."

by yonder August 29, 2004

honeywagon

I was raised on a farm in Missouri where the honeywagon was a wagon pulled by a tractor, and had a p-t-o auger to spread manure on the fields.

"Hey, don't call it the shitwagon around the girls, call it a honewagon.

by yonder August 29, 2004

scoash

a small unmeasured unit of measure

a scoash of sugar in my coffee

by yonder August 29, 2004

frogg

To hit with the fist to the upper arm mussel causing a disabling sensation in the arm.

"He frogged me so hard I couldn't raise my arm to hit him back."

by yonder June 11, 2006

waffling

To waffle: to leave an impression on the face or body such as a waffel iron makes on a pancake.

He slammed into the chain link fence so hard it left a waffel on him.

When she awoke from her nap she had a waffle mark from the mat on her face.

She sat on his face till it waffeled her butt.

by Yonder August 24, 2004