yonder's definitions

waffling

To waffle: to leave an impression on the face or body such as a waffel iron makes on a pancake.

He slammed into the chain link fence so hard it left a waffel on him.

When she awoke from her nap she had a waffle mark from the mat on her face.

She sat on his face till it waffeled her butt.

by Yonder August 24, 2004

gumping

diving for fart bubbles

He went gumping around the entire pool

by yonder August 29, 2004

gumpus

One who sits in the hot-tub biting everyone's fart bubbles.

I ain't goin' in till that gumpus leaves.

by yonder August 29, 2004

yonder

Yonder: Antwhere but here.

Real gone.
Synonym: outare

"He's gone yonder, way outare, real gone."

by Yonder August 24, 2004

hippie

Definition #1:
Happy Intelligent People Promoting Infinate Enlightenment.

Definition #2
Homeless Ignorant People Promoting Infinate Entertainment.

The three "H" club
#1 High Holy Hippie
#2 Homeless Hippies from Hell

by Yonder August 24, 2004

scoasher

a question frequently asked by Jewish people before eating something.

"Scoasher?"
"Yes, you can eat it, it scoasher."

by yonder August 29, 2004

scoash

a small unmeasured unit of measure

a scoash of sugar in my coffee

by yonder August 29, 2004