8 definitions by yolor3stis
le patat kebab, originally an inside joke, told in greek content creators' yolor3stis, tetorisgaming and curses, youtube videos, was introduced to the world officially as a song on April 24th, 2020, on tetoris' youtube channel and has amassed a total of 239 views as of this definition being written. The meaning of le patat kebab is very mysterious. It can honestly mean many things, but it is mostly associated with the turkish playerbase of Valorant (video game). The inside joke started soon after Valorants Closed Beta release. The aforementioned content creators jumped on the trend immidietally and were creating joint videos on it. They were soon met however, with an annoying amount of turkish players who refused to communicate, and when they did they would only speak turkish, even when spoken to in english. This naturally annoyed the ever living shit out of the lads, leading tetoris to invent the phrase "le patat kebab" as a witty response to the turkish players' stupidity. Whenever a turkish player refused to speak english or at least communicate that he cannot do so through chat, the trio would start shouting le patat kebab, to satirize the turkish language, of course only in this context. The term later evolved into a general bs response. When someone said something stupid, you could simply respond with "le patat kebab". Note that le patat kebab is often accompanied by the turkish word for brother, that being "kardesim", intended to be used as the word bro, more or less.
Valorant / Turkish use case:
Person A: ojoksen kebab jabo alodobo asfnjasdhbg, tutane tenkanli adam oldurun D.
Person B: le patat kebab kardesim
General use case:
Person A: the earth is flat!
Person B: *starts singing le patat kebab*
Song use case:
Person A: le patat kebab is the best song ever created. It is extremely sonically pleasing on top of being a lyrical miracle.
Person B: I agree
Person A&B: "Start singing le patat kebab in unison like a choir"
Person A: ojoksen kebab jabo alodobo asfnjasdhbg, tutane tenkanli adam oldurun D.
Person B: le patat kebab kardesim
General use case:
Person A: the earth is flat!
Person B: *starts singing le patat kebab*
Song use case:
Person A: le patat kebab is the best song ever created. It is extremely sonically pleasing on top of being a lyrical miracle.
Person B: I agree
Person A&B: "Start singing le patat kebab in unison like a choir"
by yolor3stis April 1, 2022
by yolor3stis November 20, 2021
An anime where a young green boy, sets out to search for his father. He instead finds an angry boi, a 12 year old superhuman assasin, and none other than Mr. Crabs. He later risks his life on a tantrum after a cat tore his kite.
by yolor3stis October 18, 2020
Wow, this yolor3stis guy is so KABOOM LMFAO XD *starts beatboxing*
He is so much better than Tetoris
He is so much better than Tetoris
by yolor3stis October 18, 2020
Person A: Hey what's Luna's new song called
Person B:عهد جديد
Person A: Wow i bet he's part spanish
Luna: im not spanish im just part spain -_-
Person B: allahu akbar
Luna: aihtaj allah
sharaf on my oma
aihtaj allah
sharaf on my oma
aihtaj allah
sharaf on my oma
aihtaj allah
sharaf on my oma
aihtaj allah
sharaf on my oma
aihtaj allah
sharaf on my oma
Person B:عهد جديد
Person A: Wow i bet he's part spanish
Luna: im not spanish im just part spain -_-
Person B: allahu akbar
Luna: aihtaj allah
sharaf on my oma
aihtaj allah
sharaf on my oma
aihtaj allah
sharaf on my oma
aihtaj allah
sharaf on my oma
aihtaj allah
sharaf on my oma
aihtaj allah
sharaf on my oma
by yolor3stis September 1, 2021
Pronounced: Cal (like calories)-E (the letter E)- ah (like the first letter of the word "art")-K (the letter)-man
A professional rapper on the level of Eminem. He also creates logos (and from time to time, furry porn) on MS Paint.
A professional rapper on the level of Eminem. He also creates logos (and from time to time, furry porn) on MS Paint.
Person A: how tall is Kalliakman? Person B: I can't tell you for sure, but I know his mother is attracted to other females
by yolor3stis October 18, 2020