2 definitions by yolo2242
Jesper is a stupid ass bitch who likes to pop girls cherries and drop them right after. Jesper is the biggest qwackass to walk this earth and looks like a goofy ass carpenter. He only follows girls on instagram cause that’s how fkn shallow this douche bag of a human is and the guy will literally stick his dick in anything with a pulse. Jesper resembles franklin from treehouse cause he’s that damn fugly. The kid has an ass smoother then a baby’s ass for god sake. Jesper will make you wanna kill yourself because of how dry he is he’s dryer then your grandmas pussy. If your dating a Jesper break up with him, he’ll cheat on you!!!
by yolo2242 September 14, 2020
Connor aka cornelias is one of the biggest QUEERS to walk this earth. He’s some loser ass lanky boy with chopstick lookin fingers. This kid literally has no fucking life and drives around to random ass places for no absolute reason. Connor has an uncomforting obsession with taking street signs and putting them in his room. The kid has a bowl cut on his head and thinks he’s some sexy tik tok famous guy cause he has 3k followers. Connor talks to every girl in his town and likes to bail last minute on plans because it’s spitting rain outside. The guy is built like a goddamn dandelion and has the BIGGEST most WIDEST nose on the face of the earth. Connor thinks he’s the most popular coolest kid in his grade but in reality he’s a stupid dumb fuck of a human being that’s a complete embarrassment of a person to society. For fuck sakes the kid wears a shirt that says “practice safe sex” like tf is that shit. Connors dog looks like a fkn voodoo doll cause he definitely deep throats his cock in his dogs mouth.
by yolo2242 September 11, 2020