2 definitions by yippa

pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 18, 2023

yoga blanket origami

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.

Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?

by yippa August 26, 2023